Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Final Fantasy Football IV

...pales in comparison to my beloved Detroit Lions and how they've named Matthew Stafford their season opening starter. Because if there's anything that instills confidence in fans of the worst franchise in the league (that's a finger wag at you, Oakland Raiders' fans) it's this:

There's nothing to inspire hope in the beleagured and much maligned fans quite like a drunken and spooning frat boy. Restore the roar, Detroit.



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    football's back! can you believe it? I'm as excited as a drunken spooning fratboy.


pull the mctrigger